My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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