We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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