he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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