Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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