Are we in a gay sports bar?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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