we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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