After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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