NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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