Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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