I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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