Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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