i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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