i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize