Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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