I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.