bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?