I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.