If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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