I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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