Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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