Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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