maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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