How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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