Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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