I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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