just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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