I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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