sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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