Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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