I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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