if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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