I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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