this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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