haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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