Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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