Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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