That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
that's an acceptable place to lick
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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