Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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