All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need help removing her.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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