just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
