We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
