A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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