Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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