Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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