Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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