we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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