the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just cropdusted the office
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
