Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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