So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Sorry about my life...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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