I got chris browned last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.