Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You're a waste of cheezeits
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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