if you like me you must not know who I am
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar