He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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