Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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