look no pants
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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