# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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