Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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