I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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