That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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