hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
