yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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