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come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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