real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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