..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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